Here is a chord, its never been stored
Digitally, electronically, mechanically, satanically
Like the ball in the cup the very first time
Full court shot over your shoulder. behind
Like striking the match with the axe on the first of three attempts

There is the tone and I can call it my own
It may live forever in a million tin cans
But I made it myself with my very own hands
The wind at my back is a full force gale
And I’m lifted to Valhalla on the shoulders of guitar gods

Now the hammer must be maintained
As a keeper of the phallic symbol
This very trick is to not turn into the dick
So many peni in the landscape today
Just let it warm up slowly and cool it off after each use

Yes yes, like the very best sex
To start out slow and last a long time
Took so long to learn, Jedi sensei
I hope its not all downhill from here
Just pray that we can maintain

Maintain frequency

MERTZX+

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Captain Mertz is working on a new incarnation of 'Puddletown Paddys'. Possibly under the name of The Buryin' Merries. I'd like to have some good paying gigs around Xmas, and do Satanic Xmas songs, all about murther, mayhems and decaying decrepit dead thangz.

Whiteaker Block Party (Saturday, August 9)

Hot for Chocolate is Jenn our keyboard players group & Salt Lick is her husband Chris's alt/ country group.

BAND & STAGE LIST

Ninkasi Brewing Stage
1pm- omega 3
2:05- vega
3:10- Hot For Chocolate
4:15- the soothesayers
5:20- medium troy
6:25- yeltsin
7:30- Rythym Pimps
8:15-10:00pm- Matt Belway, Charles Thump, Shawn Kahl (DJ dance party)

Territorial Wine Company Stage
1pm- ultraterrestrial
2:05pm- Dynamite Love
3:10pm- dan jones and the squids
4:15- tom heinl
5:20- Chesapeake Blue
6:25- children of dischord
7:30- ninth moon black
8:35- Mister Marv and Big Daddy Scamp

G-spot Stage
1pm- painted plane
2:05- sam hahn
3:10- jesse meade
4:15- girin guha
5:20- micah sikes
6:25- unkle nancy
7:30- wopner county country all stars

Whiteaker Stage 4
1pm- TBA
2:05- anne in your dreams
3:10- baitball
4:15- Adam Goldthwait
5:20- launchpad
6:25- salt lick
7:30- disco organica
8:15 - Marv Ellis

Eugene Whiteaker Hostel
970 West 3rd
August 9th

3:00 Alpha Dahlia
4:00 Uncle Stumbles
5:30 Jupiter Hollow
7:00 The Great All Merge

apparently the Soothesayers ARE actually playing the Whiteaker block party.

http://www.myspace.com/whiteakerblockparty

this is appropriate since the Secret Hippie invented the ever popular Whiteaker logo:



but we haven't practiced in WEEKS. in the past, we had a strategy that if we smashed enough glasses, drunken revelers would think we rocked! and they'd be distracted from paying atention to how out of practice i am , i mean we were.

maybe we can practice enough to actually rule this time.... heck, we got 3 days right?
RIGHT? Here read this flyer, its printed very clearly.....

This is a bad re-run of 'Swift Boat Vets for Truth'. A negative campaign ad, which is untrue (LIE) to smear Obama.

I know Obama aint 'ALL THAT' but he is the alternative to the republicunts this time around.

Below is a site to watch video and sign a petition for McCain to disavow the ad, which he knows to be a lie. I hope you'll watch and sign. (The video doesn't show McCain's ad, just the reaction to it)

http://therealmccain.com/pac/?utm_source=rgemail

Ray Bradbury was really inspiring.

Mertz's day included:
Futurama Panel, Simpsons panel, indy film festival, Lunch at Al Acqua in the gaslamp district.
DC animation panel (Wonder Woman DVD), Ray Bradbury, wandering the exhibit hall shortly,
MARVEL Ultimate Universe panel, and Sarah Silverman. Dinner was sushi, but they were so slow, we missed pool hours.........

cheers.

I can't help but think Seth McFarlane is a douche stopper, but we saw 'American Dad' and 'Family Guy' panels back to back.

The overcrowding was intense and it was very difficult to get into everything we wanted to see. I expect tomorrow will be more of the same.

So we had to sit through the Joss Whedon panel in order to be assured good seats for the 'american dad/family guy' thing. Joss Whedon is NOT a douche stopper, BUT the 'internet show' calld Dr. horrible appears to suck like a Hoover.

turned into 6 hours on the south 5 Freeway. murder.

but, the panel for Afro Samurai was super dope. and we got to see 20 minutes of the new Bill Plympton feature film... 'Angels and idiots'

XOX

B

Enjoying California- Monday night Nuxie and I went with her sister Candy to CHINCHIN on Ventura Blvd, and had ice cream after at JERRY'S Famous Deli. Went to the beach ysterday. Today went to the fashion district today in downtown LA. Tomorrow Arnie, JP and I go to San Diego Comic-con international.

Some highlights of ( Thursday's Program )

You can bet there will be some pictures posted here....

do the PEEWEE to Tequila

NARF!

Luv U Nuxie

FxM

Ren & Stimpy 'Lost Episodes'
These aint no lost episodes, they are 'grown up party' episodes. Gone are any pretenses that this was a show intended for kids. Sure, it premiered on Nickelodeon, but it quidckly moved to MTV when Stimpy gave birth to a FART named 'STINKY'.

HELLBOY II
The new manager of the BPRD (Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense) is played by the voice of Stewie from FAMILY GUY.

I HAVE been listening to some Mozart lately, but mostly, rotting my brain with this other garbage.

So the Soothesayers may yet play at Whiteaker Block Party, the 2nd weekend in August. Stay Tuned, Faithful Readers!

practicing lots of Bo kata and Bo kumite (sparring) in Shotokan today...

Emerald City Roller Girls started practicing in the roundabout right where we do our outdoor karate class during the summer



" ... then I saw the angel with the seven seals singing
Babylon throne gone down, gone down
Babylon throne gone down ... "

President Bush delivered a July 4th address before a naturalization ceremony for new citizens at Thomas Jefferson's home of Monticello that was repeatedly interrupted by protesters who called out "war criminal" and "impeach Bush."

According to news accounts, "shouts from protesters were heard during Bush's remarks," while a transcript notes repeated occurrences all through the speech of "Audience disturbance," "Audience interruption," and "Audience interruption continues."

"Protesters made it hard to hear President Bush Friday," Fox News reported.

According to Virginia's News Leader, "Lee Catlin, community relations director for the Albemarle County, said six protesters were asked to leave the ceremony," but none were arrested.

The paper reported, "A Monticello spokesperson said that protesters were allowed to express their views unless they blocked views or passageways. He said that Monticello has no plans at this time to press charges against the six who were removed from the museum grounds."

At his AfterDowningStreet.org website, activist David Swanson explains why he and others "interrupted Bush at Monticello."

"When Bush opened his mouth to speak I shouted 'Defend the Constitution, Impeach Bush!'" Swanson writes. "I repeated that several times, as people nearby knocked me over, cops handcuffed me, people gave me smiles and thumbs up signs. They threw me out and a couple of more defenders of our Constitution behind me, and then a few more, and then a few more. The handcuffed citizens who'd done their duty kept coming down the hill. They did not arrest us but did give us a ride down the mountain where we joined a crowd of protesters in the road who greeted Bush's limo coming and going."

Swanson links to a page devoted to Ohio Democratic Congressman Dennis Kucinich's 35 Articles of Impeachment against President Bush to explain "why."

Kucinich released a July 4th message asking for help in restoring the "rule of law in America." RAW STORY has more at this link.

BE IT RESOLVED: You can impeach the president
http://www.michaelmoore.com/mustread/index.php?id=622#diy

The story is ( SOOOO LONG )

the UPS guy just pulled up and freaked me out. I knew it couldnt be this guitar yet... and it wasn't...

booger, snot, poopy, fart, vomit.

it was yarn for miss Nuxie

but my guitar should be here by thursday.

EDIT: the axe didnt ship till wednesday... its saturday and I'm still WAITING!

AAaaaaaaaaaaaggghghhghghghghgghgh!

gimme RUMORS!